*Hey, you guys know that great Western classic, Arabian Nights? Yeah, neither do I.
*Good news, Twihards! Looks like you'll be treated to that Breaking Dawn childbirth scene after all. No word yet on the rough honeymoon sex.
*Old Spice is trying really hard to ditch its scent-of-an-old-man reputation. I think this hot shirtless guy talking about libraries should do the trick.
*Move over wizards, vampires and angels - nannies are the hot new trend. Again.
*Karl Rove wants you to join his book club. No, really.
*I really want someone to go to this spelling bee for cheaters and report back - it sounds all kinds of amazing and hilarious. Also, the show organizers need to mass-produce that poster. It's also all kinds of amazing and hilarious.