This election season, we've heard a lot about the rich—the mega-rich, the 1% rich, the self-made rich. This product is for the stupid-rich.
It's the iRock, a rocking chair that charges your iPad via a built-in dock while you gently roll over the grasping fingers of the 99%. Integrated speakers allow you to blast Rage Against the Machine so loudly you can't hear your conscience/wife asking what the hell you were thinking spending $1,300 on this year's version of the puffy shirt.
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