[The London Review of Books is Britain's most esteemed literary magazine. Published fortnightly, it features essays, reviews and the most outrageous personal ads ever set in type. The following is a selection from the latest issue.]
*Do you like classical theatre or modern jazz? I do. Agnostic priest, liberal, rare breed status, seeks glamorous but deep woman (40’s) for very good food, even better wine, romance and maybe assassination of archdeacons. North West England.