Breathe. And again. Now blink. That's it. I know, it's a lot to handle. First, the OMGodly amount of books. Second, the fact that this veritable treasure trove belongs to designer Karl Lagerfeld, a man who once claimed, "A respectable appearance is sufficient to make people more interested in your soul." Seems like old Karl has a little more depth than he lets on. I'd almost feel warmly towards him if I weren't writhing in envy over his kickass spiral staircase and stacked-to-the-heavens-because-my-library-is-just-that-big collection.